There are "pictures of you" and then there are "headshots".
Whether for Facebook, LinkedIn, or off-Broadway, I'll get you a headshot so good, your ex will send you a friend request (which you could then ignore).
Your $300 Headshot session gets you 3 high-resolution images—retouching included—with a change of outfit if you wish. I can come right to your door, if you're not into that whole 'studio' thing.
Psst. Want to hear a better idea?
Round up some friends and co-workers, and make it a "headshot party". You'll have people to laugh with, and I'll cut you all a sweet discount, too.