There are "pictures of you"... and then there are "headshots".
Whether for Facebook, LinkedIn, or off-Broadway, I'll get you a headshot so good, your ex will send you a friend request—which you can then ignore.
Your $250 session gets you five high-resolution images—retouching included—with as many outfit changes as a Cher concert. Also, I can come right to your door, if you're not into that whole 'studio' thing.
Psst... kids are only $150.
Want to hear an even better idea? Round up a few friends, and make it a "headshot party". You'll have people to laugh with, and I'll cut you all a sweet discount, too.